A
message has been passed down to Yr. Humble Author by the Management.
The
note is exceptionally boring, and as such I will do my best to
paraphrase. It seems that due to the extraordinary damage applied to
the Multiverse in these troubled times, recurring imagery may be
utilized, and the resulting tangents that link the remaining threads
of the story together may be jumbled and out of sync with the main
continuity of the tale. Rest assured, however, the Management has
invested in the Author the confidence that he will be able to carry
the tasks ahead with due diligence and intellect.
Which
is to say, time is fucked up, we're jumping across different parts of
the Multiverse, and there'll be one intro to each new tangent that
will be reused a bunch of times just to confuse you further. But
don't worry, because I will be there with you (and with You, as well)
to help things reach their logical conclusion without too many
hitches.
However,
due to the complexity, there does remain the possibility that I will
be killed by this story, just as I was killed in the form of my
Earth-Beta-2 incarnation just a little while back. In that case, I
guess I'll just have to think really hard until a contingency plan
emerges. I'll still be around when my body's gone, so I'll have
plenty of time.
Anyway.
Nice of the Management to give us a fair warning, I say. Things have
been rough around here. And speaking frankly, I get the distinct
impression that they're about to get roUG—
The
Author has overstepped his bounds.
Necessary
data supplied.
This
session is now logged off.
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